Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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