Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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