You're completely useless in the revolution.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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