Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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