around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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