Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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