if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
