youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
