Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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