I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I cut my penus on the lid.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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