Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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