i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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