super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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