no, he came in my armpit
home. puking in laundry basket.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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