I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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