no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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