I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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