I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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