so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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