i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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