so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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