After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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