Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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