So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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