Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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