He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
even my farts smell like vagina
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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