38 yer olds are good kisserssss
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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