All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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