there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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