So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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