the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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