"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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