Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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