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is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?

(503): View more from Oregon

Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?

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(817): View more from Texas

i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic

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(480): View more from Arizona

It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL

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