I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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