Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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