let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
3 2 1 whiskey
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Randomize
