walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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