Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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