i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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