So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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