For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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