oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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