I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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