the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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