My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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