He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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