I'm lost and stupid without you.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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