I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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