Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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